science blue, engineering red, and command yellow
COMPLETE THEME OVERHAUL TOMORROW IN HONOR OF MCSWAREK CANT STOP MEEEEEEEE
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Untitled. Photo by Navid J
look how peaceful it looks just gliding along in the sea you’d never think to look at it that it’s a tERRIFYING ELDRITCH HORROR MADE REAL that motherfucker is an apex predator okay that blood-chilling bastard will rip your shit to pieces without batting a goddamn eyelash you wanna know what can pull itself out onto the beach to chase prey and then muscle itself back into the water no problem? a fucking orca that’s what fuck shamu is what i am saying you wanna name an orca you call it shamurder and you do it with RESPECT damn it because these magnificant fucks did humanity a goddamn solid by living in the sea. (via gyzym)
worth 11 seconds of my time
every single time.
this is my favorite thing on the entire internet
You can’t NOT reblog this. It’s like the Tumblr After Dark/Night Blogger Logo. It’s like our fucking Bat signal.
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you
Oh my dick definitely my dick
On a personal note, I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity.